“I promised Harmonix that I’d do a jig if they told me when the game’s coming out. Here’s proof that I’m a man of my word.” -GeneralTravisty
Dance Central 3 will be available in stores on October 16th in U.S., Canada and Latin America, and October 19th in Europe, Asia, Australia and Japan!
Official Black Mesa Pint Glasses
Available online at the Valve Store for $12.95
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Launching my Kickstarter.
For $500,000, I’ll pay my rent and bills for the next ten years. Please donate now.
Sweet, right? This bad boy can be yours, just RT this post from Deep Silver marketing director Paul Nics and follow his Twitter account. The winner will be selected on Friday, June 13.
Got a serious case of I Wants going on with these Borderlands 2 packages: $99 for the Deluxe Vault Hunter’s Collector’s edition and $149 for the Ultimate Loot Chest Limited Edition. Coming this September 18.
So, I’ve been playing through the F.E.A.R. series lately. Because that is a thing to do. Actually it’s a very well honed FPS and I’m very glad I started playing it, I’m really enjoying it so far. It’s not the scariest thing I’ve played but it has its impressive aspects nonetheless (most notably the stellar AI). I was lucky to pick this up in a cheap bundle during a Steam sale and only am now getting to it. Next up: Dead Space? Bioshock? I haven’t decided.
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| — | From the Cute Things Dying Violently press release. I’m sold. |
I got a shocking amount of awesome swag this year at E3: a SEGA tote, Jet Set Radio lanyard, Dance Central slap bracelet, Adventure Time pin, Borderlands 2 pin, Perfect World iPad bag, Neverwinter Nights MMO beer stein, Neverwinter Nights MMO pin, dragon beanie I think is supposed to be from Neverwinter Nights MMO, Dishonored/Elder Scrolls MMO speakers, and Hell Yeah! Wrath of the Dead Rabbit pins.
Yeah I’ve already drank beer out of the stein. While wearing the hat.
